Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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