Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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