HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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