Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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