Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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