all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
