so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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