So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
the day after is always just damage control
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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