they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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