grandma shit on top of the toilet
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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