We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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