sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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