does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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