Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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