New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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