Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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