Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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