Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
