I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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