So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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