I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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