i don't like sucking hair
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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