I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I need a beard to bite.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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