1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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