you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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