Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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