Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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