On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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