shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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