I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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