I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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