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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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