and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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