i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
