My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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