Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard