how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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