wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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