please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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