But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We’re leaving where are you
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