it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
