try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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