Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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