Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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