I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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