oh god the rape fog is back!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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