You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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