the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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