She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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