also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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