Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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