My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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