oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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