So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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