I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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