I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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